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Post by pinkpanther on Aug 24, 2011 17:30:26 GMT -5
Ele had to take a plane trip..when she boarded the plane, she saw
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Post by Aminal on Aug 24, 2011 17:36:59 GMT -5
Old Gal streaking down the runway wearing nothing but her blue suede shoes. She immediately contacted the TSA but they were clueless as to how to deal with a subject who was already nekked. By this time Old Gal could be seen running back in the direction of the terminal when all of a sudden ...
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Post by pinkpanther on Aug 24, 2011 20:19:59 GMT -5
A white limo pulled up and the door opened and a guy with a cowboy hat, blue plaid shirt, jeans and a guitar got out, eying old gal as if he was star struck!
would you believe it was....................
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Post by oldgal on Aug 25, 2011 7:12:09 GMT -5
Tom Selleck! He reached out and pinched Old Gal's cheek, admired her blue shoes, and then, asked her where he might find River Rat. Tom had heard there was a hit on Aminal, and he was reprising his role as Magnum PI, and going undercover, to get the facts about...
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Post by pinkpanther on Aug 25, 2011 10:52:34 GMT -5
.....the aliens from the Upstate Forum, when Seleck spotted ele and her beautiful 'trunk'........and couldn't take his eyes off of her....when out of the blue fluttered a helicopter trying to land nearby with the words "Air 1" on it. Realizing it was the police, Tom Seleck.........
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Post by pinkpanther on Aug 26, 2011 12:04:25 GMT -5
......turned around and walked towards the Helicopter. PoPo got out of the helicopter and shook hands with Tom Seleck. He explained that he was helping to find the sniper who was after Aminal, since he knew the Gaffney area.
About that time.......
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Post by Aminal on Aug 26, 2011 18:33:17 GMT -5
A shot rang out!!! They turned to see Aminal running like a mad man Aminal across the end of the runway and toward the maintenance hangar. There were bullets flying through the air that were eminating from the tree line on the far side of the runway.
When PoPo and Tom realized what was happening they ...
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Post by pinkpanther on Aug 26, 2011 21:49:16 GMT -5
............they jumped on a golf cart and flew over to the maintenance hangar, and found Aminal scrunched over trying to crawl to safety behind a plane. A little further around the corner, they found Old Gal and ELe.......their heart just a pounding out of their chest.....when asked if they saw anything or anybody who could have done the shooting, they said, "Shooting? what shooting....we've never been this close to Tom Seleck before.....and we're about to have a heartattack" and he gave them a hug and........
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Post by oldgal on Aug 30, 2011 14:34:41 GMT -5
and as they got closer to Seleck, they realized he wasn't the 'old hottie' that they thought! He was wearing a rubber mask, and when he lifted the mask away, well, lo and behold, it was our own Freebird and he had been...
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Post by pinkpanther on Aug 30, 2011 14:47:42 GMT -5
Watching over us and guarding us all this time, through the transition to a new place of abode, making sure we were ok and had made it safely over the wall to the other side. And ele and Old Gal were breathless to realize that our old friend Freebird was much better looking than the "old worn out and used up" Seleck guy......then much to their surprise, who showed up but...........
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